i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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