i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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