My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Is her dick bigger than yours?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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