he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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