sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
soo... how was my night?
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