You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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