He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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