i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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