You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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