i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
