Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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