We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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