This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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