SEEEEXXX PLEASE
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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