I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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