I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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