I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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