it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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