There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
