8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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