my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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