You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
What a dumb baby whore.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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