Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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