I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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