I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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