I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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