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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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