Porn is love you can see.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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