my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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