Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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