I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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