She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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