is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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