The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
