My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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