I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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