Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
