Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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