you guys were way drunker than both of me
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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