So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
They have beer where we have blood.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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