Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
