I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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