I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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