My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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