The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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