he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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