He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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