I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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