To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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