Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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