Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
farters have to be the big spoon...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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